Personally, I think that everyone deserves someone amazing in their life:
Someone they can talk to and depend upon to give them honest, truthful advice, someone they can look up to, who models achievement, charm, and intelligence, someone who breaks the mold and doesn’t conform to traditional stereotypes and social expectations, someone who keeps life interesting and entertaining.
Here I am! And honestly, thank goodness you all have me as your teacher! Sure, I know I’m a little strange, but you all know that that is the price I pay for genius. Seriously, what would you do without me? I know exactly how to help each and every one of you. I know how to be a model. I have the wit, the charm, the intellect to make you all into better people, and I strive every day to use my virtually limitless talents to your benefit.
Do you need advice about school or social interactions? I can help.
Do you need to know how a classy gentleman looks and acts? Look at me.
Do you need truthful, honest advice that hits the mark? Talk to me.
Do you need emotional support and a shoulder to cry on? Go see Mrs. Dail.
In conclusion, I am here for you, in all my glory. Don’t let my perfection slip through your grasp.
You’re welcome.
Mr. Taylor